Sunday, September 28, 2008
Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) offers a helping hand to Fellowship Applicants in Crisis . . .
All Affected Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.
*Alternative Medicine Campaign (Publicity Unit).
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi publicly warns the General Medical Council (GMC) . . .
" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.
I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.
As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.
MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).
The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.
In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.
I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission
Date : 18th of August 2008
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi to head the MLC . . .
The Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) is a Brand New Independent Medical Professional Regulatory Organization ; which will lawfully offer all Qualified Medical Graduates an Alternative Career Path to that of Conventional Medical Licensure.
Although currently headquartered in the United Kingdom ; the Medical Licensing Commission will ethically accept applications from every corner of the globe.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Dr Joseph Obi hails Jade Goody . . .
Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Dr Joseph Obi, has publicly hailed Reality TV Megastar Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cancer recently made Massive Global Headlines.
Speaking candidly on the issue , Professor Obi said :
"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.
She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.
Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Dr Joseph Obi Defends Naomi Campbell
Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly defended Supermodel Naomi Campbell over her recent brushes with the Law.
Speaking in response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was widely quoted as saying :
" My tender heart sincerely goes out to Naomi during this exceedingly stressful period for her.
All those who are wickedly provoking her ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves ; as (in my humble opinion) , the only crime which Miss Campbell really seems to have ever committed is that of being a Highly Successful Beautiful Black Supermodel. "
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Royal College of Alternative Medicine Fees Reduction Service
RCAM International Press Release:
It is ethically announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is now offering Reduced Online Fellowship Appraisal Fees to FRCAM(Dublin) Applicants or Candidates who permanently work and officially reside in any (or either) of the following Developing Countries , Nations and States :
* Afghanistan * Albania * Algeria * Angola * Antigua * Argentina * Armenia * Azerbaijan * Bangladesh * Barbados * Barbuda * Belarus * Belize * Bhutan * Bolivia * Bosnia-Herzegovina * Botswana * Brazil * Bulgaria * Burkina Faso * Burundi * Cambodia * Cameroon * Central African Republic * Chad * Chile * Colombia * Comoros Islands * Costa Rica * Croatia * Cuba * Czech Rep * Democratic Republic of Congo * Djibouti * Dominica * Dominican Republic * East Timor * Ecuador * Egypt * El Salvador * Equatorial Guinea * Eritrea * Estonia * Ethiopia * Fiji Islands * Gabon * Gambia * Ghana * Grenada * Guatemala * Guinea-Bissau * Guyana * Haiti * Honduras * Hungary * India * Indonesia * Iran * Iraq * Ivory Coast * Jamaica * Jordan * Kazakhstan * Kenya * Kiribati * Kyrgyzstan * Laos * Latvia * Lebanon * Lesotho * Liberia * Libya * Lithuania * Madagascar * Malawi * Malaysia * Maldives * Mali * Marshall Islands * Mauritania * Mauritius * Mexico * Micronesia, Fed. Sts * Moldova * Mongolia * Morocco * Mozambique * Myanmar * Namibia * Nepal * Nicaragua * Niger * Nigeria * North Korea * Oman * Pakistan * Palau * Panama * Papua New Guinea * Paraguay * People's Republic of Benin * People's Republic of China * People's Republic of Congo * Peru * Philippines * Poland * Republic of Cape Verde * Republic of Georgia * Republic of Macedonia * Republic of Yemen * Romania * Russia * Rwanda * Saint Kitts * Saint Vincent * Saint Lucia * Sao Tome & Principe * Saudi Arabia * Senegal * Serbia and Montenegro * Seychelles * Sierra Leone * Slovak Rep * South Africa * Solomon Islands * Somalia * Sri-Lanka * Sudan * Suriname * Swaziland * Syria * Tajikistan * Tanzania * Thailand * Togo * Tonga * Trinidad & Tobago * Tunisia * Turkey * Turkmenistan * Uganda * Ukraine * Uruguay * Uzbekistan * Vanuatu * Venezuela * Vietnam * West Samoa
* Zambia * Zimbabwe
Potential Candidates must comprehensively apply using the Online Contact Form of Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org
Evidence of Permanent Residency will be required , to avail of such a landmark bonus.
Please kindly feel perfectly free to privately contact us , if you ethically feel that we may have erroneously failed to list your Country in the RCAM Reduced Fees Programme.
Thank You very much for your continued encouragement and wonderful support.
We warmly await your RCAM Fellowship Application.
Best Wishes,
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Prima Donnas Wanted - Wellness FM Reality Show Needs Divas With Attitude !
Could you be the next Celebrity Heath Guru ?
Have you got any Fabulous Lifestyle Secrets to eclectically share with the rest of the Galaxy ?
Are you one hundred million times more controversial than Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi himself ?
If so , then all that you simply need to do is expediently visit the Wellness FM Official Website where you can easily send the Judges a 3 Minute Video Recording which ethically displays all those Amazing Professional Skills which prove exactly why the next big thing in the world of Wellness should definitely be you !
The Selection Process ethically commences on January the 1st 2010 and ends of the 31st of December 2011 : The Candidate with the Highest Rating Factor (as Judged by Public Vote) wins a 100% Free Online Scholarship to study Alternative Medicine - plus a one-way Ticket to Fame and Fortune!
Every month from early January 2010 , at least one Shortlisted Video will also appear in the Wellness FM Favorites Section , so all Viewers must keep checking the Favorites Section frequently , to comprehensively ensure that their various Votes and (Moderated) Comments (for each of the different Candidates) really count.
The Candidate with the Highest Rating on the 31st of December 2011 wins .
The Wellness FM Reality Show is professionally endorsed by Royal College of Alternative Medicine.
Fellows of RCAM are not allowed to compete in this contest.
Disabled Contestants, Pensioners and Ethnic Minorities are seriously encouraged to apply.
Discrimination will not be tolerated - But please remember that Prima Donna's and Divas-with-Attitude are far more likely to effortlessly shimmie through the earlier stages , simply because viewers mostly do tend to enjoy a little bit of Drama every now and again . . .
Good Luck !
Sunday, May 11, 2008
RCAM Alternative Medicine Scholarships
Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is exceedingly proud to announce that it's International Scholarships Information Website is now publicly viewable at www.RoyalCollegeofAlternativeMedicine.org.
Potential Candidates are strongly advised to visit the above site first , to ethically ensure that they duly avail of an appropriate RCAM Fellowship Fee Reduction , if applicable.
We warmly look forward to assisting you.
Thank You.
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Friday, April 25, 2008
Dr Joseph Obi backs Boris Johnson for London Mayor

Controversial Black British Human Rights Campaigner Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly endorsed Boris Johnson as an excellent Candidate for post of London Mayor.
Speaking in Westminster upon his arrival from an Extended Easter Holiday Trip to Athens , Professor Obi (who was born and bred in London) categorically stated :
" All of the 3 Main Candidates for the London Mayoral Elections are fully qualified for the job - but Boris Johnson sensationally somehow seems to consistently trump them all.
I therefore humbly urge all Londoner's to strongly consider his exceedingly noble candidacy . . . for the ultimate benefit of us all. "
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Credit Card : Streetwise Tips
2. Think about what would happen if you lost your income and couldn't keep up repayments on your credit card.
3. Don't rush into insurance if your loan is fairly low. It's not compulsory and you might be able to manage the payments anyway.
4. Don't fail to make at least the minimum payment. You'll face extra charges otherwise.




